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2.27sI am Clin-ton.
4.7sAs overlord, all will kneel trembling before me and obey my brutal commands.
2.17sEnd communication.
3.52sThat's Slick Willie for you-- always with the smooth talk.
2.3sMarge! Marge! There I was.
2.74sI had just caught the largest fish you'd ever seen,
2.57swhen I was abducted by a flying saucer!
1.75sSure you were, rummy.
2.45sThat's one of the creatures!
4.02sSenator Dole, why should people vote for you instead of President Clinton?
2.95sIt makes no difference which one of us you vote for.
5.7sEither way, your planet is doomed. Doomed!
3.12sWell, a refreshingly frank response there from Senator Bob Dole.
5.44sThese candidates make me want to vomit in terror. I've got to stop them.
4.19sLadies and gentlemen, 73-year-old candidate Bob Dole.
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2.17sAbortions for all.
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3.24sVery well. No abortions for anyone.