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3.5sYou think I'm God? But of course.
2.77sYou look down on us from heaven.
5.89sYou gave us life, and only your divine intervention can save us from the devil.
0.43sThe devil? What devil?
4.2sThe one you call "Bart."
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4.29sOh, no, no, no, no. You don't understand. Bart's just my brother.
2.24sThe devil is your brother?
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4.02sI must say, we find that quite perplexing.
3.45sUh, God? Hi. Bill Watson. I, uh, live in the clock building.
4.54sI have a question. If you're so good, why do you allow bad things to happen?
1.83sWhy am I so fat?
2.89sWhy do bad things happen to good people?
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3.99sListen. I can take care of everything. All you have to do is un-shrink me.
4sUn-shrink you? Well, that would require some sort of a "rebigulator,"
3.87swhich is a concept so ridiculous it makes me want to laugh out loud and chortle, bleh--