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3.37sFooling these Earth voters is easier than expected.
3.35sYes. All they want to hear are bland pleasantries...
4.94sembellished by an occasional saxophone solo or infant kiss.
2.52sUh, Mr. President, sir,
2.32speople are becoming a bit confused...
4.14sby the way you and your opponent are, well, constantly holding hands.
3.79sWe are merely exchanging long protein strings.
4.52sIf you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it.
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2.35sMy fellow Americans--
3.95sas a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
4.79sBut tonight I say we must move forward, not backward,
2.17supward, not forward...
5.32sand always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!