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2.3sPretend you're gay to get out of marriage.
2.64sOh, thank God. I really dodged a bullet there.
1.43sI don't know what the hell I was thinking.
2.8sEverybody makes mistakes. Even doctors.
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0.97s(CHARGING)
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2.23sYou forgot to say... I forgot to say "clear."
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2.69sAh, finally, back to my old life.
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2.15sHello, Internet porn.
1.83sMan, I haven't done this in two weeks.
1.94sI should weigh myself before and after.
2.37sSorry, I forgot my prescription mouthwash.
2.75s(SCREAMS) Oh, my God. What are you watching?
1.93sThat's straight porn.
1.75sListen, Charmese, it's not what you think, all right?
2.73sI've been poisoned, and I'm trying to make myself throw up.
1.8sGay men don't watch straight porn.
2.3sYou lied to me, you son of a bitch.
1.39sNo, no, I'm gay, I swear!
1.94sHere, watch me, go there.
3.77sJen Aniston? More like Jen Can't-get-a-man-iston!
1.5sSee? I went there.
2.87sDamn it, Glenn, if you're not gay, then the divorce is off.
2sNo, no, I am. I swear to God.
1.08sAll right, fine.
2.23sIf you're really gay and you want that divorce,
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