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2.49sHey, Ma, we got any pictures of me when I was a kid?
1.57sMaybe something in a tub?
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1.88sI'm really sorry it didn't work out, Glenn.
1.73sMe, too, Charmese.
3.8sI'll send the divorce papers to that Rite Aid where you brush your teeth.
2.87s(DOOR CLOSES) (ENGINE STARTS) Hey, buddy, what happened? She gone?
1.47sYep, I'm off the hook, Peter.
1.2sI told Charmese I was gay,
2.47sand now she's gonna consent to a no-fault divorce.
1.4sThat's brilliant, Quagmire.
2.24sIt's the exact opposite of what Hugh Jackman does.
2.3sPretend you're gay to get out of marriage.
2.64sOh, thank God. I really dodged a bullet there.
1.43sI don't know what the hell I was thinking.
2.8sEverybody makes mistakes. Even doctors.
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0.97s(CHARGING)
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2.23sYou forgot to say... I forgot to say "clear."
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2.69sAh, finally, back to my old life.
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2.15sHello, Internet porn.