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1.57sWhat are you, gay or something?
1.07sExcuse me?
1.95sYou heard me. Are you some kind of 'mo?
3.5sOh, God, please tell me I'm not married to some Nancy boy.
2.57sWhy? Would that be a problem?
2.1sAre you kidding? 'Course it would.
2.74sMy dream is to live the married life and settle down.
1.87sI can't be doing that with no gay.
1.97sI see.
4.6sWell, Charmese, I have something to tell you, and this isn't easy.
1.15sBut I'm gay.
2.7sWhat? No. You can't be.
2.23s(STAMMERING) You were so into me that first night.
4.25sHonestly, I thought your vaginal gatherings were the timid penis of a coy first date.
1.28sWell, first of all, I'm flattered,
2.28sbut, Glenn, this is heartbreaking.
2.09sI was gonna be your perfect little wife.
2.43sI was gonna make you breakfast maybe once a week,
3.3sand give you stuff to do right when you walk through the door after work.
1.62sAnd I would've loved that, Charmese,