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1.37s(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)
2.87sEveryone has fingernails And everyone wants cash
4.67sSo send us all your fingernails And we'll send you some cash
3.5sFingernails4cash.com Fingernails for cash
4.72sRemember it's just fingernails So don't expect much cash
3.64sFingernails4cash.com Our service never fails
2.1sJust take the cash And don't ask why
13.4sWe want your fingernails 'Cause we might be building a fort with them (MAN READING) Here you go, fellas. Thanks, Horace.
1.57sOh, here, let me get this one, Peter.
2.97s(VELCRO RIPS) Geez, what the hell kind of stupid wallet is that, Joe?
2.5sUgh. Bonnie's making wallets now.
3.74sLook, she's gonna ask you guys to buy one. I'll just give you the money.
2.95sJust don't throw it out within five miles of where we live.
3.25s(VELCRO RIPS) Hey, why do you have a Harvard dining hall I.D.?
4.54sI pulled over some punk Harvard kid who gave me a bunch of lip, so I took his I.D.