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1.6sbut I got you a little wedding gift.
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1.33sA carrot?
1.73sIt's the one she used on herself in front of us.
1.2sOh, come on!
1.53sQuagmire, if you're gonna be married to a whore,
1.7syou're gonna need to have a sense of humor.
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1.47sYou know, Quagmire, I was thinking last night,
3.57sI might remember Charmese from a stag party in 1991.
2.97sAsk her if she remembers getting hit in the forehead with a meatball sandwich.
2sYou guys, I can't stay married to her.
2.1sThis whole thing is a complete disaster!
1.13sIn fact, you know what?
4sI got to go down to the courthouse right now and file for divorce. This thing ends now.
2.69sHang on, Quagmire. I'm not sure that's a good idea.
1.97sWhy not? I got to get that woman out of my life.
2.37sI had to pour half a box of Carpet Fresh on her crotch,
1.5sjust to stay asleep last night.
1.3sYeah, but listen, Quagmire.
5.41sQuahog has some extremely draconian laws governing divorce that all heavily favor the woman.
1.64sWhat? What do you mean? Well, to be honest,
3.52sif you divorce her, she'll probably get everything you have.
3.54sWhat? No, that's impossible! I can't lose all my money and my house!
3.29sThen I'll have to move into some depressing divorced-guy apartment!