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3.54sLucky there's a man who positively can do
1.57sAll the things that make us
1.47sLaugh and cry
4.79sHe's a family guy
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2.87sEveryone has fingernails And everyone wants cash
4.67sSo send us all your fingernails And we'll send you some cash
3.5sFingernails4cash.com Fingernails for cash
4.72sRemember it's just fingernails So don't expect much cash
3.64sFingernails4cash.com Our service never fails
2.1sJust take the cash And don't ask why
13.4sWe want your fingernails 'Cause we might be building a fort with them (MAN READING) Here you go, fellas. Thanks, Horace.
1.57sOh, here, let me get this one, Peter.
2.97s(VELCRO RIPS) Geez, what the hell kind of stupid wallet is that, Joe?