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4.24sYou're ridiculous! (BEEPS) Boy, breakfast for dinner is a real hot-button issue for you guys, huh?
3.4sShe's also mad 'cause I shook Stewie and now he's walking weird.
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3.35sHey, was Beowulf a Teen Wolf sequel with Scott Baio?
1.27sNo. Ugh.
2.6sThen I just totally failed that Medieval Lit midterm.
2.69sSo this is a Harvard bar, huh? Seems pretty normal.
2.75sHey, check it out, there's the Winklevoss twins.
1sLet's get a drink. Get a drink.
1.67sLet's get a drink. I thought of it first.
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2.5sHey, you guys noticed how many Asians there are at this school?
2.2sI mean, how'd they all get so smart? I don't know.
1.78sGuess that's just the way God made 'em.
2.4sGentlemen, I give you the Asian.
1.47sALL: Ooh!
2.54sCompact, hairless and fiercely intelligent.
2.47sThe penises, while tiny, are extremely efficient.
2.4sWe're projecting 10 billion within five years.
3.14sAlso, there'll be different varieties that will all hate each other for some reason.
1.93sDo they eat just, like, regular food?
2.3sNo, no, no, the opposite.
1.25s(SLOW DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)