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3.47sif you're willing to go this far to get a divorce,
1.9sthen maybe we shouldn't be married after all.
2.38sWhat... What are you saying?
4sI'm saying, I'll give you your divorce. You're off the hook.
0.93sOh!
2.77sOh, thank you, Charmese. Thank you so much.
2.37s(STAMMERS) I can't believe you'd do that for me.
1.45sWell, it's for me, too.
1.57sYou were real nice to me, Glenn,
1.54snicer than any other guy's been,
4.87sbut I wanted to be somebody's wife, not somebody's burden.
1.55sGood luck to you, sweetie.
1.92sAnd good luck to you, Charmese.
2.4sThanks. You're very special to me.
3.4sI'm sorry my urine melted a hole through your toilet.
0.88sAw.
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1.85sOh, thank God that's over.
1.4sYeah, no kidding.
4.44sHey, you know, there's not too many guys in the world who would be willing to do something like that for their pal.
1.42sAh, don't mention it.
3.15sNo, no, you're an amazing friend, and I really owe you.
1.32sThanks, Peter.
1.3sAh, you're welcome, buddy.
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3.12sHey, Quagmire, why is the red light blinking on your computer?
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