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1.73sI need this to be a lovely evening.
1.17sFine.
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1.33sHow was work today?
1.27sI don't want to talk about work.
1.6sHey, should we go someplace else for dessert?
2.6sYou know, someplace fun, downtown, where the college kids go?
2.2sWhat? I'm not taking you to two different restaurants.
3.24sHuh. Hard to believe your marriage isn't working out.
1.67sA rose for the gentleman?
1.23sWhat? No. Scram.
2.27sHey, I'm not just a poorly cleaned butt-hole.
2.3sThere's a whole man around it that you have to please.
1.77sUgh. Fine. Here.
2.57s(SMELLS) Quagmire, what's going on with you?
1.3sYou don't seem very present tonight.
1.17sWhy are you so tense?
2.54sI'm tense because I have to bang you in 20 minutes!
3sWell, if it's so much of a chore.
2.53sWhat the fuck is going on with my life?
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3.54sOkay, Charmese, here we go. Are you sure you want to watch this?
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