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3.7sI mean, it's, like, the biggest thing a guy could ever ask his friend to do.
2.1sHey, we're best pals, right? Whatever you need.
1.5sAll right, and you have to understand,
6.77sI would never ask you to do this if I had any other choice and if what were at stake was anything less than my entire way of life.
1.33sGeez, Quagmire, what is it?
3.65s(SIGHS) Charmese won't give me a divorce because she doesn't believe I'm gay,
3.89sso I need you to have sex with me while she watches.
9.73s
1.13sI have some demands.
1.1sOf course, of course.
1.37sNobody can ever know.
1.3sAbsolutely. I'm right there with you on that one.
1.82sThere will be no kissing on the mouth.
1.62sOkay. I changed my mind.
1.4sThere will be kissing on the mouth.
1.5sUh, all right.
2.37sGood. Now, what else? What else? Uh, yes.
3.32sIf, per chance, it is beautiful, I reserve the right to cry.
2.92sPeter, I can't imagine any scenario where this is gonna be beautiful.
2.45sOh, I can. I'm a very passionate man.
2.15sHaven't you ever seen my Spanish soap operas?