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3.5sOh, God, please tell me I'm not married to some Nancy boy.
2.57sWhy? Would that be a problem?
2.1sAre you kidding? 'Course it would.
2.74sMy dream is to live the married life and settle down.
1.87sI can't be doing that with no gay.
1.97sI see.
4.6sWell, Charmese, I have something to tell you, and this isn't easy.
1.15sBut I'm gay.
2.7sWhat? No. You can't be.
2.23s(STAMMERING) You were so into me that first night.
4.25sHonestly, I thought your vaginal gatherings were the timid penis of a coy first date.
1.28sWell, first of all, I'm flattered,
2.28sbut, Glenn, this is heartbreaking.
2.09sI was gonna be your perfect little wife.
2.43sI was gonna make you breakfast maybe once a week,
3.3sand give you stuff to do right when you walk through the door after work.
1.62sAnd I would've loved that, Charmese,
2.97sif I just weren't so super-duper double gay.
3.09s(SOBBING) This is awful.
2.17sOh, don't cry, Charmese. You'll find the right guy.
3.55sThere's someone for everyone. Even if you're a narcissistic pedophile.
2.49sHey, Ma, we got any pictures of me when I was a kid?
1.57sMaybe something in a tub?