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2.4sGentlemen, I give you the Asian.
1.47sALL: Ooh!
2.54sCompact, hairless and fiercely intelligent.
2.47sThe penises, while tiny, are extremely efficient.
2.4sWe're projecting 10 billion within five years.
3.14sAlso, there'll be different varieties that will all hate each other for some reason.
1.93sDo they eat just, like, regular food?
2.3sNo, no, no, the opposite.
1.25s(SLOW DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
3.12s
1.52s(MEN WHOOPING)
1.72s
1.32sAll right, this is more like it.
2.44sWay better than that lame-ass college joint.
3.94sYeah, finally a terrible Boston bar with a giant low-def TV.
1.2sLet's go, Celtics!
1.99sI think that's The Dr. Oz Show.
2.45sWhat are you talking about? This is the last scene of Independence Day.
2.4sHey, look, even the bartender's low-def.
1.42sHey, what can I get you fellas?
1.33sHey, what do you say we get some shots?
2.13sYeah! Let's get wasted!
2.54sYeah! Let's get wicked bombed!
2.45sSorry, pal, we already have an intense wheelchair guy.
1.3sWell, now, hold on, hold on.
1.63s- What's your name, friend?
- Peter.
2.1sYeah, we already got a wheelchair guy.