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1.23sI don't even know your name!
1.27sIt's Charmese.
1.45sPerfect. Listen, Charmese,
1.82sI was obviously very, very drunk.
1.67sThis whole thing is a huge mistake.
1.4sNow, we got to fix this right away.
1.9sLike hell we do, sweet cream.
1.88sThis is just what I've always wanted,
3.42sto settle down, find a husband and live the married life.
1.87sAnd now I got that.
1.77sYour new wife is a human toilet.
1.92sLook, I don't remember anything about last night.
1.9sHow do I even know we're really married?
2.23sI got our marriage certificate right here.
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1.1sIt's legit.
1.92sAnd it looks like I signed one of the witness lines
2.3sand Peter partially signed the other.
1.57s(CHUCKLES) Joe, look.
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2.62sYou know, after 40 years in my line of work,