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1.47sYep, I'm off the hook, Peter.
1.2sI told Charmese I was gay,
2.47sand now she's gonna consent to a no-fault divorce.
1.4sThat's brilliant, Quagmire.
2.24sIt's the exact opposite of what Hugh Jackman does.
2.3sPretend you're gay to get out of marriage.
2.64sOh, thank God. I really dodged a bullet there.
1.43sI don't know what the hell I was thinking.
2.8sEverybody makes mistakes. Even doctors.
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0.97s(CHARGING)
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2.23sYou forgot to say... I forgot to say "clear."
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2.69sAh, finally, back to my old life.
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2.15sHello, Internet porn.
1.83sMan, I haven't done this in two weeks.
1.94sI should weigh myself before and after.
2.37sSorry, I forgot my prescription mouthwash.
2.75s(SCREAMS) Oh, my God. What are you watching?