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3.35sHey, was Beowulf a Teen Wolf sequel with Scott Baio?
1.27sNo. Ugh.
2.6sThen I just totally failed that Medieval Lit midterm.
2.69sSo this is a Harvard bar, huh? Seems pretty normal.
2.75sHey, check it out, there's the Winklevoss twins.
1sLet's get a drink. Get a drink.
1.67sLet's get a drink. I thought of it first.
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2.5sHey, you guys noticed how many Asians there are at this school?
2.2sI mean, how'd they all get so smart? I don't know.
1.78sGuess that's just the way God made 'em.
2.4sGentlemen, I give you the Asian.
1.47sALL: Ooh!
2.54sCompact, hairless and fiercely intelligent.
2.47sThe penises, while tiny, are extremely efficient.
2.4sWe're projecting 10 billion within five years.