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1.43sOh, hey, Stewie.
3.3sHey, sometimes when daddies drive home drunk,
2.7sthey come from faraway places,
6.06sbut it's okay because they didn't get arrested and they're still kind of drunk so they think it's okay.
2.82sYou should know that Mom has emotionally let you go.
2.07sIt won't be long before she takes a lover.
1.3sOh, my head!
1.73sShe already has two cell phones.
2.25sOh, man, what happened last night?
2.32sWOMAN: (WITH RASPY VOICE) I can tell you what happened.
1.8sWhat the... Who the hell are you?
2.52sWho the hell do you think I am, sweetie?
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1.3sOh, no. You mean...
1.38sThat's right, baby.
2.8sAs of last night, we're man and wife.
3.39sBy the way, I need you to call my pimp and tell him I quit.