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1.92sLook, I don't remember anything about last night.
1.9sHow do I even know we're really married?
2.23sI got our marriage certificate right here.
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1.1sIt's legit.
1.92sAnd it looks like I signed one of the witness lines
2.3sand Peter partially signed the other.
1.57s(CHUCKLES) Joe, look.
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2.62sYou know, after 40 years in my line of work,
6.84sI've learned the difference between true love and doing the entire bowling team of a pizza restaurant on a box spring by a brook.
1.64sThis is true love.
1.57sHey, what's our last name again?
1.13sHey, I hope you guys don't mind,
1.6sbut I got you a little wedding gift.
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1.33sA carrot?
1.73sIt's the one she used on herself in front of us.
1.2sOh, come on!
1.53sQuagmire, if you're gonna be married to a whore,
1.7syou're gonna need to have a sense of humor.