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2.62sYou know, after 40 years in my line of work,
6.84sI've learned the difference between true love and doing the entire bowling team of a pizza restaurant on a box spring by a brook.
1.64sThis is true love.
1.57sHey, what's our last name again?
1.13sHey, I hope you guys don't mind,
1.6sbut I got you a little wedding gift.
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1.33sA carrot?
1.73sIt's the one she used on herself in front of us.
1.2sOh, come on!
1.53sQuagmire, if you're gonna be married to a whore,
1.7syou're gonna need to have a sense of humor.
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1.47sYou know, Quagmire, I was thinking last night,
3.57sI might remember Charmese from a stag party in 1991.
2.97sAsk her if she remembers getting hit in the forehead with a meatball sandwich.
2sYou guys, I can't stay married to her.
2.1sThis whole thing is a complete disaster!
1.13sIn fact, you know what?
4sI got to go down to the courthouse right now and file for divorce. This thing ends now.