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3.45sIf that's what it takes, I'll have sex with another man.
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2.22s(RINGS) Look, Daddy.
2.03sTeacher says every time a bell rings,
3.17ssome gay guy's gonna have sex with another gay guy.
2.24sWe're gonna pull you out of that school.
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2.9sMAN: (ON TV) We now return to The Dyslexic Baseball Wrap-Up.
5.32sAnd the Yew Nork Nankees bave heaten the Oltimore Borioles nive to foo here at Yamden Cards.
3.37sThe Borioles now lace a fong toad rip where they'll face the Sed Rox,
2.1sthe Revil Days and the Jue Blays.
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3.22s(KNOCKING) Hey, Peter, you got a minute?
1.83sOh, yeah, sure. Come on in, Quagmire.
4.57sListen, I need to ask you to do something, and it's something huge.
3.7sI mean, it's, like, the biggest thing a guy could ever ask his friend to do.
2.1sHey, we're best pals, right? Whatever you need.
1.5sAll right, and you have to understand,
6.77sI would never ask you to do this if I had any other choice and if what were at stake was anything less than my entire way of life.