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2.82sYou should know that Mom has emotionally let you go.
2.07sIt won't be long before she takes a lover.
1.3sOh, my head!
1.73sShe already has two cell phones.
2.25sOh, man, what happened last night?
2.32sWOMAN: (WITH RASPY VOICE) I can tell you what happened.
1.8sWhat the... Who the hell are you?
2.52sWho the hell do you think I am, sweetie?
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1.3sOh, no. You mean...
1.38sThat's right, baby.
2.8sAs of last night, we're man and wife.
3.39sBy the way, I need you to call my pimp and tell him I quit.
1.33sOh, my God, I...
1sI married a hooker?
1.15sMarried?
3sAll right, bachelor party! Come on! Back to Boston!
7.39s(ENGINE STARTS) (TIRES SCREECH) Oh... Oh, damn it. I guess we're not going.
2.84sHey, Stewie, here's five bucks. Get naked.
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3.02sThis can't be possible! I can't be married to a prostitute!
2.03sWhere will you two be going on your scummymoon?