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4.25sWell, if I may dust off an old chestnut, ¡Ay, caramba!
3.74s¡Ay, caramba! indeed.
3.79s"And so, on November 11th, 1918,
3.14sthe guns fell silent and peace returned.
1.57sThe end."
1.6sVery good, Bart.
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2.57sOh, I must have the wrong classroom.
2.75sI was looking for my girlfriend, not Pam Dawber.
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3.25sAre you ready for a little after-school special?
1.9sY-- Eyes front, Simpson.
2.13sHello?
1.98sMother?
1.93sI'll be right there.
2.28sNow she wants to get out of the tub.
2.27sYou've got to stop putting your mother ahead of me!
2.72s- We have a date!
- I'll be back in three hours.
1.33sMaybe less.
1.74sBut almost certainly more.
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1.5sHe's a wiener, Mrs. K.
2.5sJust say the word and his desk is full of boogers.
2.87sThat's sweet of you.