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3.47sCourse, to enlist I had to lie about my age.
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2.37sWanna see my picture I drew?
1.79sLieutenant Simpson, you've been up for hours.
2.23sTake a nap. You're no good to us cranky.
2.09sBut I'm not tired.
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2.75sOh, this is great stuff. I can pad it out to 10 pages.
1.13sGood night, Grampa.
3.02sBut I'm not tired!
1.45sGood night, sleepyhead.
2.3s- Do you have to poop?
- Always.
4.17s"F?" There must be some mistake. It's as long as you asked for.
1.7sCounting six pages of ads.
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2.08sYou're gonna have to redo your paper after class.
4.25sWell, if I may dust off an old chestnut, ¡Ay, caramba!
3.74s¡Ay, caramba! indeed.
3.79s"And so, on November 11th, 1918,
3.14sthe guns fell silent and peace returned.