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2.47sBut don't worry. I got you these store-bought apples instead.
1.83sThe apples weren't the point.
3.14sThen why were we going apple-picking?
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2.89sOkay. Time to start this paper.
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3.57sWorld War I. W-W-I.
2.74sEh, that's a good start. Time to watch wrestling.
1.58sI can't believe it!
3.9sUncle Slam has defeated Osama Bin Rotten!
4.5sUh-oh! Here comes Secretary of Hate Colin Kapow!
3.72sHe's dropping sanctions! By which I mean anvils!
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2.57sOkay, gotta focus, gotta focus.
1.53sGotta look at that bird.
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1.73sGotta focus.
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4.27sDamn it. Why did I pay for a hundred Xeroxes when I only wanted one?
3.17sWell, I guess someone else will use the other 99.