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4.1sand Stone Phillips said S.U.V.'s always roll over when you turn sharply,
2.84sand the gas tanks explode at the drop of a hat.
2.69sAnd she also knew if a rhino sees a flame,
2.42she'll instinctively try to put it out.
1.8sStone Phillips again.
2.4sIs there anything that guy doesn't know?
2.72sWhy, this Stone Phillips sounds like quite a bloke.
2.28sWhat television network is he on?
1.68sWhy, NBC, of course.
4.35sNBC has lots of great shows, and their news and sports coverage can't be beat.
2.55sDo you think there's anything great on NBC right now?
1.95sOh, I'm sure of it.
3.19sBut there's only one way to find out.
2.27sI'd like to read the following statement,
1.77sbut I do so under--
1.6smy own free will.
2.8s"It has come to my attention that NBC sucks.
3.24s"I apologize for misleading you and urge you to watch as many Fox shows as possible.
4.64sSo, in summary, NBC bad, Fox good." CBS great.
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