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4.5sWhy, it's Curtis E. Bear, the courtesy bear.
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4.02sFor the next three hours, this bear will take your verbal and physical abuse...
2.17swith good nature and aplomb.
3.39sSo, if you'll all just grab one of these two-by-fours--
3.05sUm, Chief, can I at least shield my crotch?
2.5sBears can't talk, Eddie.
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2.4sWell, Simpson, did you learn something today?
2.02sOh, did I ever.
4.24sAnd that herbal anger rinse just washed the rage right out of me.
4.24sAnd remember, Midge, you feel the need to rage, you call me, right?
3.67sI won't even get sexual or nothin'-- unless that's what you want.
2.28sBut that's not what you want, right?
1.93sNo, thanks.
1.63sBut thanks.
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2.29sAfter you, sweetheart.