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3.19sI know what to do. I'll dump her like she's never been dumped before.
2.17sThen we'll go right back to being friends.
3.17sWell, Bart, you really understand women.
4.24sLise, women are easy. State capitals are hard.
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0.77sAnd where were you?
2.07sCockfight.
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4.32sYou're breaking up with me?
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3.65sDon't worry. We get that a lot here.
4.45sLou, you can't leave the force. I can change.
2.79sI just think there's more money in private security.
4.12sWhat I'm hearing is "I'm too fat."
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2.2sAren't I?
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