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3.64sOh, man. What a dork.
2.92sGreta called. It seems you told her you were sick.
4.24sLisa, I only lied because it was the easiest way to get what I wanted.
3.52sBart, this girl is in love with you. Think about it.
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4.84sHey, I didn't lead her on. I always played it light and breezy.
3.77sIf you don't feel the way Greta does, you've got to tell her before she gets hurt.
3.19sI know what to do. I'll dump her like she's never been dumped before.
2.17sThen we'll go right back to being friends.
3.17sWell, Bart, you really understand women.
4.24sLise, women are easy. State capitals are hard.
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0.77sAnd where were you?
2.07sCockfight.