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2.92sI just want my daughter to be happy.
2.67sPlus you eat the pretzels I drop on the floor.
2.6sThat I do, sir.
3.87sBart, my school's having a dance. It's-- It's pretty lame.
3.1sBut maybe you can make it fun if we went together.
0.65sYeah, I guess.
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4.34sDefense! Defense! Defense! Yea!
2.77sOuch! I sat on something sharp.
2.54sOh, that's just Lara Flynn Boyle.
3.75sI have a boil on my ass.
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3.3sNow, Willie, don't tell anyone I'm trying my stand-up comedy act tonight.
3.77sIf the students find out I'm performing at Floppy's, I'll never live it down.
2.02sI won't tell if you put me on the guest list.