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2.82sNo! I belong here! Please!
2.9sDon't worry, honey. We can't afford this now.
3.2sBut when it's time for college, I promise my darling daughter...
3.45scan go to the finest school there is... in South Carolina.
3.37sOh! I will not be a Gamecock!
0.43sYou will too!
1.5sNo!
3.9sGo Gamecocks!
2.34sNoooo!
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3.02sIt's so cute you're going to a little girl's house.
2.34sLook, boy, here's my advice on women.
3.39sDon't give them nicknames like Jumbo or Boxcar.
3.87sAnd always get receipts. Makes you look like a business guy.
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2.07sWhat the hell is that?
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2.64sThat car's as big as all outdoors.
2.12sWow. What kind of mileage does it get?
2.67sOne highway, zero city.