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3.19sDad, you told me there were no private schools in Springfield.
2.4sBut knowing about it would make you wanna go here.
2.42sHello, and thank you for coming to our fund-raiser.
2.9sI'm Headmaster St. John Van Hookstratten.
2.5sTen-four, Princess. Is that your beer tent?
1.93sOw! Monkeys point.
2.2sMonkeys cry.
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3.34sThis campus is so lush and verdant.
3.87sYes. You probably recognize it from the film Calling All Coeds.
3.32sOhh! Is that where Boozer drank the pee?
2.08sIt's one of the places.
2.38sWhee! Whee! Whee! Whee!
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2.2sSorry.
3.19sThis school has everything.
2.72sI know. Doesn't it just honk you off?
4.89sTheir periodic table has 250 elements.
3.89sAnd our school board's cut us back to 16. All of them lanthanides.