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2.17sMaybe I should keep my promise.
3.37sI just hope the audience is kind because my material is weak.
2.2sAnd, uh-- And I have that bladder thing.
2.2sThat's it. I'm blowing off the dance.
2.77sThis is the biggest thing that's happened to me since chocolate milk.
2.1sThey've got chocolate milk now?
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3.27sThat was the prop comedy of the Sea Captain.
2.18sMore like "thar he blows!"
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2.92sYaargh. I'm so sorry.
2.5sAll right, let's keep this train wreck moving.
2.44sPrincipal Skinner? I know him.
2.07sHe's not funny. Well, enjoy.
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2.65sSo it's, uh, standardized testing time again.
3.79sHave you ever noticed how the dumb kids fill in the wrong circles?
2.95sSeymour! Seymour!
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2.64sLost my place.
4.07sMaybe-- Maybe-- Maybe-- Maybe a little, uh, improv would raise the roof here.