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2.67sPlus you eat the pretzels I drop on the floor.
2.6sThat I do, sir.
3.87sBart, my school's having a dance. It's-- It's pretty lame.
3.1sBut maybe you can make it fun if we went together.
0.65sYeah, I guess.
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4.34sDefense! Defense! Defense! Yea!
2.77sOuch! I sat on something sharp.
2.54sOh, that's just Lara Flynn Boyle.
3.75sI have a boil on my ass.
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3.3sNow, Willie, don't tell anyone I'm trying my stand-up comedy act tonight.
3.77sIf the students find out I'm performing at Floppy's, I'll never live it down.
2.02sI won't tell if you put me on the guest list.
0.45sAll right. Plus one?
2.05sNae.
3.3sNow I'll give you directions starting from the Simpsons' house.
2.17sWe are so there.
3.09sAren't you supposed to take Greta to the dance tonight?
1.72sOh, yeah.
2.17sMaybe I should keep my promise.
3.37sI just hope the audience is kind because my material is weak.
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