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2.57sEveryone, I'd like you to meet Ida.
1.33sHello, everyone!
1.47sHello, Ida. What's that?
1.3sI made a crumble.
2.05sOh, how thoughtful.
2.58s(SOFTLY) Throw it away in the outside garbage.
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2.27sOkay, you know what? Elephant in the room. I'll say it.
1.47sSo, Ida, you miss your penis?
0.85sPeter!
1.13sThank you for asking it.
1.17sJesus! No, it's okay.
1.27sIt's a perfectly normal question.
2.77sWe can't sit here and just pretend everything's the same.
2.14sIt is a big transition for me, yes.
2.1sBut the answer is, I still have my penis.
2.8sThey just turn it inside out to simulate a vagina.
1.05sCome on, Dad...
1.74sNot a bad option to have in the back pocket.
2.25sSo, Lois, what is this meal?
1.6sWow! So good.
1.33sOh, thank you, Glenn.
2.97sIt's nothing fancy. Just chicken with rosemary.
1.88sBut I did put a lot of planning into the meal.
2.89sYeah, we went down the list. Nothing with wieners, nuts, or grapes.
1.02sOut of respect.
2.17sLois, I have to say, you look so put together.
1.18sWhere do you buy your clothes?
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