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1.4sAll right. But look, here's the deal.
2.37sAnything he lops off, we get to bring home for Brian.
1.77sThat's very green of you, Peter.
1.1sWhat? I don't know.
1.4sLois, that doesn't make any sense at all.
1.74sYeah, it's something I heard on TV. I don't know.
2sHave fun at the circus.
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2.37s(SIGHS) I wonder how long it's gonna take.
1.33sI don't know.
1.27sHey, hey, you know what we should do?
1.67sWe should put on some '80s music,
1.57sand then, like, every few minutes,
3.47shave him come out of there as a different sex, and we'll go...
4.3sAnd then, like, the fifth or sixth sex, we'll go like this...
1.8sThis is not a joke, Peter, okay?
1.03sThey're cutting off his penis in there!
1.1sAll right, all right.
1.4sI mean, this is my dad we're talking about!
2.7sOkay, okay.
2.4sWhat are you gonna name it, huh?
1.74sWhat are you gonna name your he-she father-mother?
1.75sKnock it off!
3.17sWow! That thing was on there.
1.43sHow is he, Doc? Is he all right?
1.17sNo, I'm afraid not.
3.67s(GASPS) But she's gonna be just fine!
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