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1.83s- Hey, you Dan's boy?
- That's right.
2.33sYour dad was very brave back in Southeast Asia.
2.57sHe flew supplies in where others wouldn't dare to go.
3.29sI can't tell you how many loads your dad took when I served with him.
1.5sHuh?
1.18sGlenn, I wouldn't miss this night for the world.
1.87sEveryone here admires your dad.
3.92sHe'd walk into an army barracks and make every private there feel important.
2.1sYeah, he just knew how to stroke those privates.
1.23sOh, God!
1.4sYour dad was cock of the walk, Glenn.
2.6sEvery day at rifle training, he'd help me clean my butt.
1.75sYour dad once drank me under the table.
1.47sIf there was one man you wanted in your hole,
1.05sit was your dad.
1.73sYour dad had the best penis in the military.
2.92sOkay, just stop, stop! Everybody, stop!
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1sDad,
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1.43sare you gay?
1.07sWhat?
1.35sAre you gay, Dad?
1.85sNo, Glenn, I'm not gay.
1.35sJust tell me the truth!
1.27sI am telling you the truth.
1.97sNow calm down. You're ruining this ball.
1.1sYou know how much I love balls.
1.78sAll right, come on now! That's not helping!
3.24sSon, you have my word, I am not gay.
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