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1.67sWe should be good for another month.
1.3sOh, that's great, honey.
1.33sWhat are we gonna do next month?
2.2sWell, I'll tell you what we're not gonna do.
2.54sShoot all of our children and then kill ourselves.
1.77s(BOTH LAUGHING) I'm gonna hold you to that.
2.2sI don't think you'll have any control over it.
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1s(DOORBELL RINGS)
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1.47sHey, Peter, how you doing?
2.85sHey, Quagmire. Um... Is your dad around?
1.77sOh, he's off at his stitch 'n bitch club.
1.13sI'm glad you stopped by, though.
5.31sMy dad wanted me to tell you he would be thrilled if you and Lois would join us as his guests at the Naval Ball.
1.27sYeah, yeah, that'd be great.
1.13sUm...
1.87sHey, remember when we met him the other day,
1.68sand he danced for a while?
1.9s(LAUGHS) Yeah, that was so funny, man!
1.23s- No, it wasn't funny.
- Oh, my God!
1.1sIt wasn't funny. He's hilarious, that guy.
2sIt wasn't funny. It was gay.
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2.02s(LAUGHS) What?
1.93sYeah, I think that your father is gay.
1.7sGay?
1.63sWe should all be so gay!
1.47sQuagmire, don't you see it?
1.8sSee what? I'll tell you what I'm seeing.
1.33sYou're jealous! Huh?
2.27sYeah, your father's a drunk, and mine's a hero.