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1.67sNot to worry, I called in,
2.44sand a new cell phone should be here for you in three business days.
1sWhat? Why?
1.1sWell, clearly, yours is broken,
1.34sbecause I haven't heard from you.
1.73sI wanted to tell you about my week.
3.04sGod! Doesn't anyone in this house care about anyone but themselves?
1.4sHey, Brian, how was the seminar?
1.13sMeg, please.
1.23sI'm serious, Stewie.
2.54sI've had an amazing few days and nobody cares.
3.44sCome on in. Come on in. Tell old Stew.
1.87sOkay, well, first, the seminar was terrific.
1.6sI absorbed so much.
1.52sAnd then I get back here last night,
2.24sand I meet an incredible woman.
2.18sYou know, I've heard the phrase "soul mate" for years,
1.83sand I never got it till last night.
3.12sWell, I've got a woman story for you that you're not gonna believe.
6.57sQuagmire's father, decorated war hero Lieutenant Commander Dan Quagmire, is now a woman.
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1sYou're kidding.
1.47sNo. Total sex change.
1.43s(LAUGHS) That is hysterical.
1sI know!
1.67sSuck on that, Quagmire.
3.6sYeah, it's not settling with the Q-man all too well.
2.03sOh, my God! What does it look like?
1.23sYou know, not half bad.