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1.65sSee you, Stewie.
3.24sBrian, please, can I go with you? It's so boring here.
1.85sFor the last time, you can't come with me.
1.52sWell, fine then. Go!
2.77sI don't need you to have fun. I know how to have a good time.
2.07sWhoopi, can you believe this girl?
3.09sElisabeth, what you conservatives have to understand...
1.5sLOIS: Stewie, it's time for dinner.
1.57sMa, I'm recording!
3sCome on upstairs, honey. I made your favorite, mac and cheese.
2sMa, I have to do this now!
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1.5sGuys, I got some great news!
1.33sMy dad's coming to visit.
2.32s(EXCLAIMS) Hide the women!
3sSo, we're finally gonna get to meet the man of a thousand vaginas.
1.9sThat's right. You think I've been with a lot of broads.
2.37sMy dad's eaten more pie than Kirstie Alley.
2.19s(LAUGHING) What?
4.14sAnyway, the Navy is honoring him at this year's Naval Ball for all his bravery in Vietnam.