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1.6sI absorbed so much.
1.52sAnd then I get back here last night,
2.24sand I meet an incredible woman.
2.18sYou know, I've heard the phrase "soul mate" for years,
1.83sand I never got it till last night.
3.12sWell, I've got a woman story for you that you're not gonna believe.
6.57sQuagmire's father, decorated war hero Lieutenant Commander Dan Quagmire, is now a woman.
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1sYou're kidding.
1.47sNo. Total sex change.
1.43s(LAUGHS) That is hysterical.
1sI know!
1.67sSuck on that, Quagmire.
3.6sYeah, it's not settling with the Q-man all too well.
2.03sOh, my God! What does it look like?
1.23sYou know, not half bad.
1.67sNothing you'd look twice at, but not bad.
2.74sOh, my God! That... You know, that is a tough road ahead.
4.27sI mean, like, what do those people do as far as relationships and sex and stuff?
3.34sI don't know. I mean, it's got to be a train wreck down there, right?
2.82sI mean, just an absolute casserole of nonsense.
1.67sIs she over there right now? We should go take a look.
1.97sNo, they had a fight. She's staying at the Marriott.
1.17sOh, damn! I was just there.