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1.77sOh, he's off at his stitch 'n bitch club.
1.13sI'm glad you stopped by, though.
5.31sMy dad wanted me to tell you he would be thrilled if you and Lois would join us as his guests at the Naval Ball.
1.27sYeah, yeah, that'd be great.
1.13sUm...
1.87sHey, remember when we met him the other day,
1.68sand he danced for a while?
1.9s(LAUGHS) Yeah, that was so funny, man!
1.23s- No, it wasn't funny.
- Oh, my God!
1.1sIt wasn't funny. He's hilarious, that guy.
2sIt wasn't funny. It was gay.
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2.02s(LAUGHS) What?
1.93sYeah, I think that your father is gay.
1.7sGay?
1.63sWe should all be so gay!
1.47sQuagmire, don't you see it?
1.8sSee what? I'll tell you what I'm seeing.
1.33sYou're jealous! Huh?
2.27sYeah, your father's a drunk, and mine's a hero.
1.6sLook, you'll see. At the Navy Ball,
3.94syou'll see how much of a man he is and how everyone in the military respects him.
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1.57s(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
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3.22sLook at this, Dad. All these people came out just to honor you.