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2.53sAnd I will, but first, it's been a long trip.
1.9sThis sailor needs a cosmo.
1.2sA cosmo?
5sHey, it's got to be 5:00 somewhere, right? (LAUGHING) Okay, fine. I'll make you one, you tell the story.
1.6sHe can be such a nudge.
2.67sSo, anyhoo, I remember that day like it was yesterday.
1.77sI'd gotten a haircut earlier that day,
2.03sthe first one I ever got over there that looked like anything.
1.93sSo all of a sudden, we get these orders.
3.2sAnd, of course, it's the day of all days I have to put on a helmet.
1.2sI remember the sky was a majestic orange.
4.15s(PHONE VIBRATING) The breeze was just warm enough that you could wear short sleeves,
2.95sbut, you know, not so warm that you'd break any kind of a sweat.
1.15sBecause let me tell you, it just ruins...
1.4sBig gay phoque. Big gay phoque, yeah.
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2.69sBrian, it's so boring here. When are you coming back?
1.4sBRIAN: I'll be back soon, Stewie.
1.67sI gotta tell you, though, this seminar is great.
1.43sI'm really learning a lot.
1.5sI'll tell you all about it when I get home, okay?
1.77sI'll talk to you later. Wait, wait, hang on, Brian!
2.67sThere was something else I wanted to tell you.
1.93s- What?
- Um...