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1.53sThis corn is special.
0.97sSo, tell me about those knockers.
2.94sIs that just, like, implants,
2.6sor did they reassign some ass fat up there?
1.82sAll right, I'm out of here.
3.17s(DOOR SLAMS) I wonder if I could push mine inside.
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1.93sOh, my God, it worked. It's gone!
1.63sI can't believe... Oh, no, it's back.
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1.7sWell, that was quite a performance.
1.98sMy performance? What about you?
1.37s"Golly, Lois, where do you shop?
1.23s"Gee, your house looks beautiful.
1.73s"Hey, I have an inside-out penis."
1.27sI never said her house looks beautiful.
1.37sBecause, frankly, it didn't.
4.94sMy dad, my dad talking about decorating and women's clothing?
3.52sAll I've talked about for years with these people is what a war hero you were.
1.3sAnd I was.
2.07sI'm changing my future, not my past.
2.77sOh, yeah? What about my future? Huh?
1.48sI don't even know what to call you.
2.05sMy dad? My other mother?
1.63sMy friend who pees sitting down,