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1.3sDad, this is Joe and Peter.
1.2sJoe and Peter!
1.58sWhich one are you? Peter, sir.
2.4sLook at you. You're a chowhound, aren't you, Pete?
1.93sDon't want to get behind you in the mess hall, huh?
1.27sNo, sir. No, you don't, sir.
3.35sI'd stand and salute you, sir, but this is the best I can do.
1.1s
1.03sI'll take it.
2.67sAnd a salutey-rooty-toot-tooty back to you, my friend.
3.6sSir, you gotta tell them about the time you had to eject from your plane behind enemy lines.
2.53sAnd I will, but first, it's been a long trip.
1.9sThis sailor needs a cosmo.
1.2sA cosmo?
5sHey, it's got to be 5:00 somewhere, right? (LAUGHING) Okay, fine. I'll make you one, you tell the story.
1.6sHe can be such a nudge.
2.67sSo, anyhoo, I remember that day like it was yesterday.
1.77sI'd gotten a haircut earlier that day,
2.03sthe first one I ever got over there that looked like anything.
1.93sSo all of a sudden, we get these orders.
3.2sAnd, of course, it's the day of all days I have to put on a helmet.
1.2sI remember the sky was a majestic orange.
4.15s(PHONE VIBRATING) The breeze was just warm enough that you could wear short sleeves,
2.95sbut, you know, not so warm that you'd break any kind of a sweat.
1.15sBecause let me tell you, it just ruins...
1.4sBig gay phoque. Big gay phoque, yeah.