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3.77sIf you watch my show, I will send you this book featuring me...
2.94sin a variety of sexually explicit positions.
3.57sWhat? Oh. Hey! It's not really me. I used a stunt butt.
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2.24sKrusty, we're from the network. We have some bad news.
1.94sI'm afraid your show's been canceled.
2.02sI thought this would happen.
2.82sI just hope you replace me with something as educational...
1.97sand uplifting as I tried to be.
3.2sActually, it's a hemorrhoid infomercial starring Claude Akins.
2.15sCan I play "Hemorrhoid Sufferer Number One"?
5.49sOoh! Oh, that hurts! Aah! Oh, is there no relief? I don't think so.
2.22sWell, how about one of the "after" guys?
2.57sAhh! Oh, that's better.
2.37s- I can ride a bike again!
- Sorry.
2.13sOhh.
2.22sWhen Springfield legalized gambling,
2.12sHomer became a blackjack dealer,
3.04sand comedy was "in the cards."
3.07sTwenty. Your move, Mr. Bond.