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0.28sPeople like dogs, Mr. Burns.
2.57sNonsense.
2.52sDogs are idiots. Think about it, Smithers.
2.87sIf I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch...
3.12sand slobbering all over your face, what would you say?
1.72sMmm. If you did it, sir?
0.55sI'll, uh, print you out a copy.
2.29sThanks.
2.15sHello. Smithers.
3.4sYou're. Quite. Good. At. Turning. Me. On.
2.74sUm, you probably should ignore that.
4.37sHmm. I dreamed about her again last night, Smithers.
2.77sYou know that dream where you're in bed, and they fly in through the window?
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2.47sAhh.
1.95sAs you can see, the real deal with Waylon Smithers...
2.1sis that he's Mr. Burns's assistant.
4.77sHe's in his early 40s, is unmarried and currently resides in Springfield.