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2.13sOhh.
2.22sWhen Springfield legalized gambling,
2.12sHomer became a blackjack dealer,
3.04sand comedy was "in the cards."
3.07sTwenty. Your move, Mr. Bond.
2.1sI'll take a hit, dealer.
2.7sjoker. You were supposed to take those out of the deck.
1.92sOh, sorry. Here's another one.
1.58sWhat is this card?
2.35s"Rules for Draw and Stud Poker?"
1.38sWhat a pity, Mr. Bond.
3.5sBut-- Well, it was Homer's fault. I didn't lose. I never lose.
3.44sWell, at least tell me the details of your plot for world domination.
2.74sI'm not going to fall for that one again.
2.62sEarlier this year, Homer's long-lost mother returned,
3.99sand so did a long-lost care package.
3.75sMmm.
4.94sHomer, please. You don't have to wolf down that 25-year-old candy...
4.64sjust to make me happy. But it won't make you unhappy, right?