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3.35scouldn't buy me the pleasures of a simple family meal.
0.42sPass the bug juice, Dad.
2.45sWait your turn, you pig !
2.47sI have an announcement to make.
5.04sI've decided to give Bea's money away. There are people who really need it.
2.77sI'm gonna let them come to me and plead their case,
2.67sand then I'll decide who needs it most.
3.57sGrampa, that's the noblest thought that's ever been expressed at this table.
0.37sGive to us, Grampa.
3.47sBart ! Forgive him, Dad.
4.19sHe's just a stupid little kid who says the First thing that pops into his head.
2.44sBut you know, there's wisdom in his innocence.
0.77sYou don't want it.
0.25sYes, I do.
3.37sToo bad. You ain't gettin' it !
3.14sNot since this reporter's marriage to Stephanie the weather lady...
4.07shas this town been so consumed with rumor and innuendo.
5.29sAll because of this man. Today, one Abraham "Grampa" Simpson...
2.02sannounced that he would give away over $100,000...
3.4sto the person, or persons, he finds most deserving.
2.27sIs Grampa Simpson a modern-day saint,